I was raised on the undead. Drive-in movies with the latest Vincent Price offering! Vintage Bela Lugosi on Saturday afternoon television. Lets not leave out the Saturday matinee movie remakes of Edgar Allen Poe - I could quote Poe at 8. No clue what it meant but it sounded creepy and my mom liked it, so I quoted. Poe is lost amongst the Freddie Kruger and Michael Meyers youth of the world today.
|Try and find THIS in New York City!|
There is was. In all its black and white and 'It's on the Internet so it must be true' glory. Gorey glory. I so scared glory. You can compare Orangeburg to New York City if you want...the website will show you are safer in New York City, Los Angeles, even Washington DC than Orangeburg, SC. Not Boston though, no one is safe in Boston.
People, you have to take into account what crimes are being committed, and well hello...apples to apples.
|Friendly Kwest Mortg candy giver|
Try and find a lender like sweet Ms. Caroline in D.C., Los Angeles or New York we so special City. She brings us candy (makes an awesome loan for our buyers too). You can weigh the risk vs the benefits; CRIME FREE ATLANTA as opposed to small town living where your neighbor will call you on your cell phone while you're picking up milk at the Piggly Wiggly cause they see someone suspicious just knocked on your front door. To which you can reply 'just call Jeff' (local police officer who just happens to also have his number logged into every cellphone in the Burg).
The reality of the whole crime scenario dawned on me the other night while watching the updated version of Fright Night. I can't believe it didn't occur to me before. Our company has a serious problem with missing signs. Been going on for years. The final scene in the movie where the vampire is killed was the revelation! The vamp is killed by a Century 21 sign! Stabbed right through his cold non-beating heart.
Countless missing signs = how many DEAD VAMPS?
Dare we ask how many of these vandalized homes were actually the scene of our valiant, vigilante VAMP killers taking back our community from ruthless blood suckers?
|What better use for a Century 21 sign?|
Don't let those deceptive stats scare you away if you are looking for a close knit community with excellent home values.
Poe was inspired by South Carolina...works for me too.